Lame

Here's a run down list of everything that I think is lame (not that any of you smokers care; in fact, if you are a smoker, go ahead and delete and block me now, because I am only going to get worse with these posts. In fact, I think I'll start off now by saying that if you're a smoker reading this, you are a low-life and shouldn't have Internet access so that you can buy more cigarettes and that way you can die faster. Or gun works, too. Either way is suicide, but at least with a gun you're not costing our government billions of dollors each year on health care and uninsured idiots, and there's no risk of your bullet giving millions of people cancer Oh, but wait, I might be going to far with this and might get in trouble for it. Then again, I don't care. If you're a smoker, you don't care, so I don't care about you, either. On that note, we've officially agreed that upon the date that my girlfriend begins having her child, if you are smoking, you're not allowed to be around her or the child: AT ALL. You heard me. If you try and come near her, the child, or myself, I will ask the hospital to have you removed as your a health risk to both yourself and everyone around you. Hrm... I seemed to have digressed, so I had better get to the part where I list off the things I think are lame instead of just stating the truth.)



-Smokers (I was going to list off more, but I think the above paragaph pretty much covered it)

-Emo's

-Smokers

-Makeup (non-theatrical)

-Smokers

-People who act depressed for attention.

-Smokers

-Alcoholics

-Smokers

-Democrats

-Smokers

-People who will try and prevent me from spreading the truth. (This is includes people who try and tell me that since I'm Christian that I shouldn't be judgemental. Why should I perfect? There's people killing million of unborn children, people killing people, terrorism, smokers, alcoholics, smokers, and smokers, but yet I'm the Antichrist because I spread the truth about one of these evils? Ha. Bring it on.)

-Smokers

-If you haven't noticed, until you stop smoking, you really will get the worst of worst from me.



I think this is a pretty fair and unbiased list. If it's not, send me a message, PROVE TO ME, that there is a SINGLE health benefit in smoking, and I will never bash smokers again. However, until you can prove that something that when USED AS DIRECTED, KILLS people, I gotta' say... you're certainly going to have fun disproving someone who has three hundred years of history and a hundred years of medical history to back him up.



All the above things now have me so pissed, and my stomach so upset, that I probably will not be able to eat for the remainder of the day. So, hope you all enjoy yourselves if you fit into any of those things in the list. Don't feel too bad, I'm making a post later of things that are awesome, but I'll be sure to bash smokers in that post, too. Hope you look forward to it.



P.S.: If you haven't noticed, my mood is Disappointed... because if you fit into one of these categories, your are pathetic, and I am sorely disappointed in you. Get some help, and actually care about your well-being once and a while. Seriously.

I Had A Dream

Yes, I said had. I'll probably get grounded off of my computer - not that it works, anyways - but those lousy freaking smokers have had me sick for the last two weeks. I've tried everything to figure out another idea, but I keep coming back to those disgusting people. Just so you know, if you're a smoker, you have given me the right to publically bash you, say whatever I feel like, the list goes on and on... and why can I do this? Oh, I don't know, how come you can smoke?